This is my Bug Spray. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Bug Spray is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Bug Spray is useless. Without my Bug Spray I am useless. I must fire my Bug Spray true. I must shoot straight at the roaches, who are trying to infest my room. I must kill them before they eat my food. I will.
I swear this creed: my Bug Spray and I are defenders of my room, we are the pwners of roaches, we are the soldiers of cleanliness. So be it until all the roaches are dead.