The Creed of a Roach Hunter

This is my Bug Spray. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Bug Spray is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Bug Spray is useless. Without my Bug Spray I am useless. I must fire my Bug Spray true. I must shoot straight at the roaches, who are trying to infest my room. I must kill them before they eat my food. I will.

I swear this creed: my Bug Spray and I are defenders of my room, we are the pwners of roaches, we are the soldiers of cleanliness. So be it until all the roaches are dead.

this is my bug spray

4 Replies to “The Creed of a Roach Hunter”

  1. hajaj draga fegyver hisashiburi!!!! bar sokan azt mondjak hogy a csotany tul fogja elni az embert , ne feledd a haboru meg nem dolt el, az emberiseg gyozelme rajtad is mulik !!!!!!

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